You Couldn't Even Write This!

I just realized that I look like the anti-climatic moment in a romance movie. 

Sitting up. Late night. Singing along to old love songs.

I promise it’s not the case. 

I’m happy. :D

Not that any of you can see me.

Soooo…

Since we’re back to my hilarious life…

Let’s just dive right in.

I’m gonna go ahead and say that this will involve some family details that I probably shouldn’t tell. I’ll try to keep them to a minimum.

A few weeks ago we planned a trip to Red Lobster, as a family. And by family I mean ERBODY. Me, my mom, my aunt, my cousin, my other cousin, my other cousin and her daughter, and my uncle.

We were going because my uncle hasn’t had Red Lobster in 3 years, for reasons I will not go into. And because the reason he couldn’t go was removed.

[Can I just enter a side note here. A dude asked me out on a date to go to Red LopStar…]

Anywho, the day comes up for us to go to Red Lobster. We’re all very excited to go. To an event that has already been planned, for weeks. The following events happened.

1: My cousin who is out in Maywood and might not make it back for dinner tells us that her father (my uncle) will not be coming.

2: My uncle tells my aunt that he isn’t going.

3: My aunt decides she’s not going.

4: My aunt tells her daughter that dinner has been cancelled. 

That would be enough, right? Well no… It continues.

5: My cousin, her daughter, and I get in the car to meet my mother at Red Lobster (because now it’s only us going). We get 3/4 of the way there and my cousin realizes that she left her phone at my mother’s house.

6: My mother decides she doesn’t want to wait at Red Lobster for us to go back and get my cousins phone. Instead she decides to leave and meet us at the house. And comes up with”

      a: Go back to Redlobster

      b: Go even further to another restaurant that she previously didn’t want to go to.

      c: Go to a soul food restaurant somewhere near the house.

      d: Go to a different type of restaurant altogether somewhere around the house.

      e: Order from a different restaurant and stay in the house.

7: My cousin (my aunt’s daughter) woke up and decided she was upset that she’d been deceived. 

We ended up at a diner in Hyde Park,

Where my aunt and uncle called to check on us.

And somehow I ended up figuring it all out.

Oh jeez.

I took a month off.

Of everything.

Besides going to work, I didn’t do anything I didn’t want to do. And I did most of what I wanted to do. It involved lots of anime, no working out (well maybe a little), eating what I felt like, a whole bunch of movies, and… oh yea, some great sex (yea, I said it) with a great guy (who will be kept). OH! And I’ve become a part of something I really believe in; a website with the great guy.

My month vacation from life must come to an end however. It did today. I have been doing stuff today. It feels weird.

On the bright side. That means blogs shall be forthcoming.

Stay tuned.