me: *throws umbrella*
friend: what are you doing?
me: throwing shade
But I am sure as hell gonna try. My therapist says she thinks it's great that I have such an amazing sense of humor when it comes to the crazy things that happen to me.
My life is definitely your entertainment. So sit back and relax as I spin a tale of wonder.
Disclaimer: Names have been changed or omitted to protect the identity of the characters in my life.