The piece of contact that has been stuck in my eye for over 24 hours! #phew
You Couldn't Even Write This!
But I am sure as hell gonna try. My therapist says she thinks it's great that I have such an amazing sense of humor when it comes to the crazy things that happen to me.
My life is definitely your entertainment. So sit back and relax as I spin a tale of wonder.
Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Names have been changed or omitted to protect the identity of the characters in my life.
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I love my friends! @tranettew
Staying away from this restaurant. That’s a jumbo shrimp. And more pasta than lettuce in my Cesar salad.
The Onion has been giving me life today!
Now I see why every kiss begins with Kay…
#shinebrightlikeadiamond
I canNOT with ALL of these headlines!!! 😂 #theonion
2 of my new phone cases arrived from China!!!!
Cupcakes!!! #nomnomnom
Shadow waited so patiently for me to drop wine or food.
